| wow it's been a while since I updated my blog...
summer has been great so far. Found a new full-time job on campus working at the student and scholars immigration office answering questions about people's visas and whatnot... good pay... still work at my parents' over the weekend. Hopefully I can make $2000+ this month after i get my first pay check from UC REGENTS 
went to a comedy club with BB and his guests from Chicago. Can't believe he speng $17 per person and there was minimum 2 drinks per person (water and soda were $4/each)... i was proud to show them my ID and be able to go in with a I-can-drink stamp... hahaha!!! but Ben I only drank soda... ALL THE FUCKIN SODA THERE WERE ON THE MENU... like 5... wtf is ginger beer anyways? is that even a soda?!?!?
saw a good Japanese comedian at the show... he was in Comedy Central... he's some funny bastard i'd tell you.. if you have nothing to do at night, go to COBB'S COMEDY CLUB... people there are pretty funny... wellz if you have the additional $8 to burn on drinks...
I'll be working on saturdays and sundays while BB takes his guests to river rafting, shopping, and BBQ. *sigh* i'm having a great 4th of july weekend... 
*AS YOU CAN SEE.. MY BLOG DOESN'T SOUND VERY JOLLY... THERE'S LACK OF COHESIVENESS... ERR... I'M JUST UPDATING FOR THE SAKE OF UPDATING... NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE.... I'M SURE SOME PEOPLE STILL CARE WHAT GOES ON IN MY LIFE SO I'M HERE WRITING THESE FOR THEM... *okay you can stop smiling now*... DON'T U LUV ME EH?*
So-Bored-Out-Of-Her-Ass,
Poop |
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| finals... finals... finals.... *SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*!!!!!
My craaaazy schedule for the next 1.5 week:
(4/27) Wednesday
*10-page essay due 6:00pm
*take pics for Taiwanese de-cal at 6:00pm
*review session for hist117C from 6:15-7:15pm
*Berkeley Legal Studies Associatoin meeting 7:15pm-8:00pm
*chart for Legal Studies 160 due 12:00pm
(4/28) Thursday
*draft for Legal Studies 160 due 12:00pm
*Practice skit with all students in Taiwanese De-Cal
*finish all paperwork for CMAEI
*begin reading for hist117's final (yes... i didn't read... *bummed*)
(4/29) Friday
*work from 11-3pm
*tutor from 3:30-4:30pm
*watch 3 movies for hist117c
*continue reading for Hist117...
(4/30) Saturday
*work on LS 160 paper...
*work from 12-7pm
*continue working on LS 160 paper...
(5/1) Sunday
*check to see if all Taiwanese papers are in
*check LS 160 papers again...
*keep reading for hist117c!!!
(5/2) Monday
*final draft for LS 160
*finish 3 movies for hist117c
(5/3) Tuesday
*10-page paper LS 160 due
*finish readings for hist117c
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okay .... i can't go on anymore.. just makes me sad... this SUCKS!!!! ????!!!
*bummed* BUMMED-POOP |
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| Performing Bowel Movement like Peeling an Apple?
(follow the steps below for BEST RESULT!!!)
1. the force applied on "thrusting" out your manure is JUST RIGHT
2. you can't let your poopoo pinch out from your butt-hole
3. ultimately creating a highly artistic POOP-ah)...
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Performing a butt-fuck like Peeling an Apple?
(follow the steps below for BEST ORGASM!!!)
1. the force applied on "thrusting" out your penis is JUST RIGHT
2. you can't let your cock pinch out from the girl's butt-hole
3. ultimately creating a highly orgasmic BUTTa-FUCK... |
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| WHOAA!!!! H&A rulez!!!!
HANK & ALICE did it!! first place at Taiwanese Student Association on 4/8/05
I'll never forget that night!!! so much cheering... everyone was so together it had never felt so right!!!!
Here's the link to that night:
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jjeng/taiwanese/2005.04.08TSAKCon/index.html
Happy Happy Joi Joeeeeey!! :Laughing: |
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